Thursday, June 24, 2010

Shopping is a Full Contact Sport

So, I'm still bandaging my wounds from grocery shopping this weekend. Who knew it could be so bloody? Saturday was a trip to Central Market (kinda like Whole Foods) to get my ever so yummy Taste of Austin coffee that I now cannot live without. Hey, it's still cheaper than Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks. Besides making the mistake of being there on a Saturday when you feel like you've been smushed into a sardine can, I got run over by an old lady twice. I don't think she needs to be driving a grocery cart much less a real vehicle. She hit me once in the store and a second time while we were standing in the checkout lane. I turned around and gave her a dirty look. I know, it's not nice, but she's old enough to know not to follow people so closely. It's not like I stopped sudddenly. I'm sure I've still got bruises on my ankles. Another lady ran me over with her cart as we were trying to leave the store, and I said something to my mom loud enough for her to hear. Really, people? I have a 3 foot bubble of personal space you need to abide by for your own safety. The lady's lucky I didn't take a swing at her. (I was also hungry and had low blood sugar, which makes the situation that much worse.)

I also made a trip to the Container Store. That place is downright dangerous. Thankfully, I had gift cards I got at Christmas to spend. I finally got the pantry organizer that hangs on the back of the door that hubby and I have been debating on since Christmas, so I can see what food I actually have. Of course, I had to get me a book light and a couple other things, but the organizer was the main thing. We finally emerged 2 hours later to the Texas sun beating down on us. I'd been on my feet for so long, that once I sat down in the car my back spasmed. I knew it was time to end the trip.

Sunday was my regular grocery shopping, in which I spent all of my budget. The price of food is insane, and of course I spent the entire time at the checkout line bagging my own groceries. I think the bag boys are scared of me. Well, at least the smart ones are. I really think grocery prices have gone up, because if it weren't for my mom, I would have been putting food back, or at least on my debit card. In all fairness, it was a week and a half worth of groceries. As we were loading up the car, I happened to hit something on the underside of my mom's trunk....ready for it..... (I think it was a bolt) that ripped the skin right off my finger. I know, you're hurting right now just thinking about it, aren't you? It wasn't a "I'm bleeding all over the place and I'm gonna die" flesh wound, but a flesh wound none the less.

Thus concludes my weekend bender, though I stayed in budget for the most part. Well, that is if you don't count  the $500 I paid to the ear doctor and the $200 I paid to the hospital, with promise of a bill for the remainder. Oh yeah, and my AC went out Monday night, so I'm expecting a bill from the guy who fixed it pretty soon too. Can you say broke? On the bright side: I don't have to yell at Matthew anymore to get his attention, and I don't have to venture to the grocery store for another week! :)

4 comments:

  1. Ouch and ouch and ouch! I hate it when people invade my space enough to inflict damage.

    I totally get the broke part and I am sure prices have risen here lately. Hubby just got paid this morning and after paying three bills, getting groceries tomorrow and giving him his pocket money, I will have $37 left and I haven't even left the house yet!

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  2. My goodness, what a grocery trip...I'm surprised you aren't writing this from the hospital. Somebody needs to take those old women off of those carts before they really hurt someone badly! Sorry about your finger, another owie! Hope the rest of your week is better!

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  3. Heather, I hate when that happens! I always feel like I'm broke, though, even if I'm not.

    SuziCate, I fully agree with you! If you can't pass a driving test, then you can't push the carts, either.

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  4. Yes, I'm wincing and "ow!-ing" in pain for you...it sounds like a very dangerous weekend you had doing things that should not cause so much havoc!

    Hope you're healing by now. I'm super-paranoid of someone (including my own sons) of plowing into my ankles at the market, so I know how much that HURTS!

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